destieltheory:

brakes:

double date

i didnt know how badly i needed this until it found me

*raises arms to sky* thank

mylilsunshine:

argentinian-idiot:

theblackship:

pokemonmasterkimba:

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident

WHAT’S HAPPENING

Damn

I JUST-

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

How to finish that last minute assignment 

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.  

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

nepetaquest:

arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• their initial offer is too low
• possible unnecessary ad space
• stricter regulations

arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:

• “TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
• “NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
• “FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

sheepishwoes:

what the fuck did i just stumble across